The Warehouse of Noel

There was a building in chai chee
there, ian found a job
the place was burning hot as hell
it was the warehouse of noel

there time crawled like a snail
and upon everything, dust fell
the sound of scotch tape would echo throughout
the warehouse of noel

the hours were 830 to 530
or so it was said, though
how long OT was, none could tell
in the warehouse of noel

ian became a worker drone
helping to make hampers people would sell
taping, cutting, carrying and moving cartons
in the warehouse of noel.

the coworkers were nice
all but one - the coworker from hell
a slacker and bootlicker was he
in the warehouse of noel

in the building in chai chee
there ian worked a lot
the place was burning hot as hell
it was the warehouse of noel