letting down the defenses of my kingdom of TravelMate5720 for a short period to attempt to port forward a program has proved to be its undoing.

unbeknownst to the benevolent King, the rebels have long sought to infiltrate and plunder the rich kingdom; to kill the men and enslave the women and children.

the rebels have waited from the dawn of time, forming plan after plan, plot after plot; but all were foiled under the King's watchful eye. none passed.. until now.

the drawbridge was lowered in a bid to establish better trading routes across the endless seas of WWW, but in that brief moment, tragedy - and a horde of ravenous, raving monstrosities - struck hard and fast.

the defenses were broken through like a hot knife through butter and they flooded in,  the multitudes long since pent up against the nigh-impenetrable defenses. the peaceful metropolis of C:// and the rural village of D:// were invaded with a swarm of data-corrupting devils.

the auxillary troops were ill-equipped - such an event could not possibly have transpired given the divine shields around the kingdom..

and they were struck down like children against an ogre.

wooden horses were seen bashing through folder apartments and ninja-assasin trackers killed the innocent and guilty alike. screams filled the air, and raw data stained the virtual ground.

my kingdom has now been infested with a legion of viruses which i am currently weeding out and burning at the proverbial stake. under the cover of night, armed with only the shield of AVG Anti-Virus Free and a cup of hot coffee, i begin my dark work.

call me.. Cheng.

the Demon Virus Slayer.