LOL.

There once was a knight and a fair maiden
Who came across a wall
'How will we get over?' the maiden asked
'It is so very tall.'

'Fret not, fair lady'
The knight said
And then he vaulted on top easily
'Here, take my hand,'
He exclaimed
We'll be over in a jiffy!'

'I'm afraid,'
The maiden said
'Whatever shall i do?'
'Take my hand and trust me,'
The knight whispered
'I'll always be there to catch you.'

So she stretched out her hand
And held him tight
And he carried her across
'Thank you, kind sir,'
'Always, fair lady, always.'
Thus ends the poem that never was.

HAHAHAHA.

i was bored. sue me.

kudos to mel for the basis of this idea.