Friday, July 18, 2008

BMR COMPLETE!

i realised one thing tonight..

i have the working mannerisms of a pig.
i know what you're thinking.. no, i'm not sloppy (not for the most part at least).
ignore the obvious visual similarity that accompanies it.

once you've gotten the prejudices out of your skull..
a pig only rushes in these two circumstances:

1) when good food is present
2) in times of extreme duress

that last-minute adrenaline rush breaks that muddy barrier of sloth and procrastination, pushing the swine to complete his task with extreme skill and precision - and he flops back into his mud when he's done.

as for food, go figure - who wouldn't rush for good food?

i will wallow in the solace that is the brother of death: sleep beckons.
i will make my journey to the land of Nod.

Fare thee well.

i found a very interesting video on youtube.
Presenting: How To Confuse An Idiot.
watch out for the chinese dude in 3:18.

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