Behold The Future!

in the future, i'm gonna be the uncle whom all my peers' kids know and love as "the trendy one".

i'll be the uncle who the kids will be proud of having and tell their friends about saying "uncle Ian's WAAAAAAAAAAAAY trendier than yo momma and poppa!".

i'll probably live alone (with neither wife nor kid given the current and probably future state of things) in a house full of books and toys which both the people who come over and i will enjoy.

the kids can be sent over for daycare while you fellas are off to work and they can play with the toys, but if your kid breaks it you gotta foot the bill.

:'( 

'nuff said.