Emo 4 Life

i think emos should do a joint project with the blood bank.


no, seriously.


emo people (those who cut their wrists but do it wrong - see fig 1.1) basically thrive on the fact that nobody understands them and they need to cut themselves in order to create physical pain as a manifestation and distraction of their inner pain.

see the Urban Dictionary (Click Here!) for more info about "across the street".

Fig 1.1

Disclaimer - this picture is in no way intended to promote suicidal thoughts or encourage suicidal tendencies. i am in no way liable for any physical harm that emo people inflict on themselves upon seeing this image.

so if they think the world is mocking them, why not take it to the next level?
their suffering will turn into other people's joy!


by donating blood, not only do they manifest their pain and loss in a physical manner (and convincing the world that metaphorical bloodsuckers are sucking the life out of them), they also manage to let people rejoice at their pain (emos naturally abhor painkillers) and loss of blood!


two words with one stone, no?












jokes aside, i think that cutting your wrists to quell the inner pain while feeling it physically is complete bull.

if one is supposedly that mature and has seen the ugly side of the world and knows what suffering is and yadda yadda yadda, one should be wise enough (or at least not that stupid) to know that nobody gives a flying fart about the pain you feel.

get over it already!







(if you scroll down you'll see a poem. i was not being emo - i was EMOTING. so there.)

Emote (taken from dictionary.com)
–verb (used without object), e⋅mot⋅ed, e⋅mot⋅ing.

1.	to show or pretend emotion: to emote over the beauties of nature.

2.	to portray emotion in acting, esp. exaggeratedly or ineptly; behave theatrically: The actress emoted for all she was worth.