Cuteness Is Edible.

i've overheard people describing certain objects as cute - teddy bears, hamsters and people are acceptable - but what happens when it branches out to more questionable stuff?
various things i heard being described as cute were various cupcakes, jellies and the like.
even a care bear agar-agar cake.

AND TO ALL THE GULLIBLE AND HIGHLY IMPRESSIONABLE STUDENTS OUT THERE: cute does NOT mean ugly but adorable.
here are two commonly accepted definitions by the rest of the less gullible people (otherwise known as the rest of the world) :

1.	attractive, esp. in a dainty way; pleasingly pretty: a cute child; a cute little apartment.

2.	affectedly or mincingly pretty or clever; precious: The child has acquired some intolerably cute mannerisms.

would you eat something cute?

imagine this:
those shiny, beady eyes and that dainty little smile on that jelly baby glint at you as if they contained a little secret, and the ever-so-soft tummy gently pushes back as you prod it with your finger. it looks almost ready to giggle. its hands are raised in glee as it is lifted out of the packet and the chubby little thing looks almost like a little angel.

that is, until you tear the heart out of the jelly baby and eat it, along with its other assorted guts and limbs. and all the jelly baby can do is give you that cold, loving stare as it gets mutilated and devoured whole, crushed between grinding molars and carving canines. a silent scream echoes across the jelly-baby dimension and is suddenly cut short as its skull gets smashed into a million sticky pieces.

morbid, no?







heck, they still taste good.
give me the warm slightly beating heart of a jelly baby over a mundane gummy worm any day.