Hitchcock Was Right!

today while walking to my dental appointment, there was this balding guy in front of me - you know, those balding guys who try to grow the sides of their hair EXTRA long and comb it over the bald spot smack in the middle?

yeah, those guys.

so this fella was strutting his stuff, the bald spot on his head shining for the world to see.

then this crow swooped down from a tree, talons opened and at the ready.. and clawed his bald spot.

im serious!

the crow was a big fella with a wingspan easily more than 40cm! what on earth possessed it to attack the poor, balding man?

everyone's probably already making fun of his bald spot, and the crow had to go and EMPHASIZE that fact by now making it all red and raw.

the man was obviously startled, and after the crow flew off, its assasination attempt foiled, the man kept touching the bald spot which the crow clawed.

what a horrible crow.