ZOMBIES AGAIN.

A Horror-Themed Trailer created for a Multimedia and Electronic Publishing module. A supposed trailer for a zombie film - background track and hunter scream from Left4Dead.

Enjoy. 

Comments very very welcome! :)

Hitchcock Was Right!

today while walking to my dental appointment, there was this balding guy in front of me - you know, those balding guys who try to grow the sides of their hair EXTRA long and comb it over the bald spot smack in the middle?

yeah, those guys.

so this fella was strutting his stuff, the bald spot on his head shining for the world to see.

then this crow swooped down from a tree, talons opened and at the ready.. and clawed his bald spot.

im serious!

the crow was a big fella with a wingspan easily more than 40cm! what on earth possessed it to attack the poor, balding man?

everyone's probably already making fun of his bald spot, and the crow had to go and EMPHASIZE that fact by now making it all red and raw.

the man was obviously startled, and after the crow flew off, its assasination attempt foiled, the man kept touching the bald spot which the crow clawed.

what a horrible crow.

Great Scott!

i had another weird dream yesterday.

i was at home when i heard a fluttering noise unlike that of a bird.

i went out to the living room and lo and behold! there was a large blue prawn with dragonfly wings flying and banging against the window.

i moved closer and it suddenly rushed towards me and impaled my left hand between the thumb and the index finger when i raised my hands to defend myself - i swear i felt the pain and blood as if it were real. (prawns have REALLY sharp head spikes you see.)

naturally i screamed like a madman and grabbed it with my right hand. with tremendous pulling power and force it surged forward from my grasp and impaled my left hand again, this time through the centre.

the two holes were punctured clean through the hand - i could see through it (ignoring the blood and bone).

i was at this point screaming like a madman in pain and anger and i crushed it with my right hand the way one would deshell a prawn head first.

its head dropped and blue-ish liquid spurted out. and i dropped the carcass before falling to the floor myself.

i was apparently sent to the hospital (still screaming) when i awoke at 6:37 am (with some pain still lingering in my left hand for goodness knows what reason).

stupid, crazy dreams..

The New Year.

the new year's largely underwhelming - 'happy new year' may be a bit of a misnomer given the current state of things all around the world. 

i mean, the new year opened up with a nightclub burning down and people dying - how happy can that be?

and i'm gonna be nineteen this year.. my last year of being a teenager before i enter my TWENTIES next year... how on earth did i end up here? from a fun loving fat little boy to a fun loving fat not-so-little boy.

it's been nearly two decades since i first came into this world.. but it doesn't feel that way.

it seemed like just last month when i faked a stomachache in primary school so i could go home and watch my cartoons.

it seemed like just three weeks ago when i got my O level results.

it seemed like just last week when i entered poly.

slowly but surely, time is scraping away the flesh of my time here, ever so gently peeling the layers away exposing the raw, bleeding area underneath - sooner or later, it'll hit the bone, and we all know what happens after that.

i've seen the world of adults - and i don't like it one bit. 

the catty, bizatchy environment where politics rule and where if you aren't good looking, rich or related to some famous person, you're nothing. 

i don't wanna go into a world where one must bootlick, patronise and beg just to get noticed..

but alas, time and circumstance demand otherwise.

i don't wanna be nineteen. :(